::PLEASE CHECK OUT THESE VIDEOS AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF::

So, here's a list of videos that I can't stop laughing over when I'm watching them. I can watch them over and over and over.....

First there's the goat yelling "Bob:"
http://www.clipaday.com/videos/bob

Then there's the cat riding the automated roomba vac:
http://clipaday.com/videos/cat-riding-a-roomba

THEN THE CLIP WHERE I GET A LAUGH OUT OF SOME LITTLE KID'S TERROR:
http://clipaday.com/videos/scary-puppet-show

THE CLIP WHERE I ALMOST PEE ON MYSELF EVERY TIME I WATCH IT:
http://clipaday.com/videos/guy-falls-off-cliff
(I love how they warn 'Miles' of the mild drop he has right before his real drop, and their reaction to Miles when he falls... AND when Miles casually says, "Don't worry" and he tries to get up afterward.)

THIS IS HILARIOUS! WATCH HER FACE WHEN THE BULL MOVES!:
http://clipaday.com/videos/big-girl-bull-ride

AHAHAHA, dog runs into wall while dreaming!:
http://clipaday.com/videos/dreaming-dog-runs-into-wall

This is so cute; look at his back legs when he slides:
http://clipaday.com/videos/cat-in-a-box


And my favorite classic that I love to watch (so much IKEA stuff in the background):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KswnjMa-MQ&feature=player_embedded

:::ACNE!:::

So, as of late--my face has been breaking out severely. I'm sitting here with Alcohol Prep Pads on my face.... It's probably due to hormones, but it's driving me nuts! I just wanted to share this with everyone, because apparently this stuff STILL happens in your 20's and can at any point during your life, including infancy. But none of you are infants, now are you?... wearing your little infant clothes, with your little infant computer, infantizing on the infantnet, reading my blog... and using your little infant mind to try to grasp this concept.... ohhh.. ohh.. you just spit up a little....

Anyway, here's the link:

http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/problems/treating/15-ways-to-get-rid-of-acne.htm

::The 19 Most-Overlooked Tax Deductions::

Check this article out folks; it may be of use:


http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Taxes/CutYourTaxes/the-19-most-overlooked-tax-deductions.aspx?page=1

::SEAWEED SALAD::

::I N G R E D I E N T S::

3/8 oz dried dried wakame
3 tablespoons light soy sauce
3 tablespoons rice vinegar (without seasoning)
1 teaspoon sugar
2 tablespoons sesame oil
2 scallions, thinly sliced
1 teaspoon finely grated ginger
1 tablespoon toasted sesame seeds

INSTRUCTIONS

Soak dried wakame in warm water for about 5-8 minutes Drain and place in a bowl of water. Quickly remove and plunge into cold water. Mix vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, sugar, and ginger in a bowl until sugar is dissolved. Mix wakame and dressing. Sprinkle with toasted sesame seeds and scallions. Chill in fridge prior to serving ...and the seaweed salad recipe is ready to serve...enjoy!

::NEW RECRUIT::

So, I've unfortunately found my chip-crunching replacement... OY VEY.

::Happy. New. Year.::

WELL WISHES to everyone in this new year and decade. I'm currently sitting at work, enjoying delectable Lindt Lindor Truffles, particularly the dark and white chocolate. I'm not too fond of milk chocolate, fyi, in case any of you bought me delicious bountiful baskets of these little treasures and needed the scoop on what you SHOULD HAVE purchased instead. Sike. Not a single one of you bought me a damn thing. That's okay though.. because I returned the favor. However, I admit that one of you shared, which is how I now have the ones I'm raving over, so thank you... haha

So, we (as in I, duh...) are starting out the new year just fine at work. The long haired, loud crunching, anti-girlfriend having same hobby-porno guy is no longer sitting behind me, so I won't have to avoid enjoying my lunch hour sitting here at my desk, staring at the same thing I stare at all day long: my desk.

Also, there are some new team members who've joined. I'm happy to have these people, as they enrich my day with their little quirks and bring on new perspectives of life and work. One of my co-workers used to conduct research at Harvard, and the other is a Messianic Jew from NYC. I know the latter of the two rather well, and he's one of my favorite people here at work (I have many though, but he's a star.) Now, that I'm tired of talking about work, we will move along to another subject: Shoes.

I am the world's worst at taking care of my shoes. I'm horrible with shoes the way a two year old destroys walls with crayons. I have a million shoes and over half of them look like shit. I'm not joking either. I have a new pair of shoes and for some reason, I'm like a wrecking ball to any new pair of stilettos or flats. I don't know what it is about the way I walk, or how I move my feet around, but it's horrendous, apparently. Anyway, I was walking around the other day at Marshalls Home Goods, or whatever you call it, and I noticed -like- two pairs of shoes that I wanted, but I thought of the dread they would endure on my feet. I also didn't have $24.00 to spare on a impulse buy either, so I didn't get them. I really just need to buy cheap shoes. Expensive shoes are just not for me, even though they are more appealing and they look better. I have a pair of... well... you take a guess: $_00.00 shoes from Italy [SIKE.. I lied, -they are really from Marshalls, but they were originally from Italy... -I got a great deal on them and they are hot.... ---well, they were until I SCREWED THEM UP with my retarded feet.] Okay, I'm done talking for a while... until I feel like talking again. Peace out, homedogs.